Monday, January 31, 2011

Hi-5



5 Worst gifts I ever got
1. An empty refill
2. A dead fish (freshly taken out of the aquarium; i had done the same too but being on the receiving end does not feel good)
3. 3 day old half eaten eclairs
4. A pre-owned book (the person did not even bother to strike out his name from the book)
5. Piece of my own hair

5 things I regret
1. Being friends with Arijita Biswas
2. My first ever date with a SOMEBODY (Yes I still will not name him)
3. Smoking
4. Trying to dye my cat
5. Almost setting the house on fire

5 things I wish I never had seen
1. My father's corpse
2. Mrs Lata Bannerjee
3. Social network (yes I hated it- BITE ME)
4. Tashan
5. Arijita Biswas

5 things I love about life
1. My family
2. God
3. Friends
4. Cricket
5. The Internet

5 things I am proud of

1. My mom and sis
2. My writing abilities
3. My sarcasm
4. My bad jokes
5. My cooking

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The 10 worst compliments (or so they were meant to be) I ever received.


10. Oh you look so pretty now...earlier you used to look so creepy
9. Looks like your nose finally grew
8. I've always felt plump girls look better
7. How come you did not eat like you normally do (referring to a huge pile of food)
6. I understood you came from the thump
5. O...you cooked this...and i'm still alive
4. Ya your mom told me you reached on time...Congrats who gifted the watch?
3. Yo look so matured.. you look 26
2. You sound like a parrot sweetheart
1. YOU ARE AN ANGEL